Fictional Criminal Lover

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
benoitblonk
pocket-mobster
orriculum

The premise of Skyrim is just so funny. The shouts are just dragon language, making the fights between dragons basically an argument? But now this puny human has a minimal grasp of the vocab. Imagine you're disagreeing with your bud about something unimportant like pineapple on pizza and then a mouse came running over and called you a bitch

gutsygills

#u laugh but if a mouse ran up to me with a toothpick in hand

#and yelled BITCH CUNT FUCK!!! at me? yeah I’d also fall over and dissolve into a skeleton